"The Mexican food sucks north of here anyways" isn't just a line in a song. While we are on the subject of food, make sure they try some texmex.Not burgers or hot dogs, but brisket and ribs. Persuade them to invest in a good pair of cowboy boots.It should be illegal to go more than a week in Texas without ever having had a honey butter chicken biscuit. First and foremost, take your friends to Whataburger.It also has a 1955 Ford sedan that was produced at the Ford plant in St. Their exhibit “Minnesota's Greatest Generation” is filled with a 1930’s movie theater and soda pop fountain not cool at all. Nothing is interesting about the history of Minnesota, if you visit the Minnesota History Center you will find out that there is nothing to learn about. Places like the United States Hockey Hall of Fame, the Minnesota Museum of Mining, the Minnesota Discovery Center, the International Wolf Center, and Bob Dylan's childhood home are horrible places to visit you won't learn anything or have any fun. Nothing actually cool or historical up there. The Iron Range-Īlso super, not cute, would make for a terrible Instagram. There is absolutely nothing to do up there, well besides all of the state parks, scenic railroads, cruises, nature centers, shopping areas, breweries, wineries, alpine slides, gondolas, and canopy tours. The North Shore is made up by cities like Duluth, Grand Marais, Lutsen, and Two Harbors. So many Minnesotans are guilty of putting the strap back and going into “adventure mode, ” and it's just a little bit horrible. Although they are a little bit comfy and super convenient, they are so ugly. These little rubber Devils even have their own store at the Mall of America, and it smells so weird in there. Crocs-Ĭrocs are the only thing on this list that I'm being 100% truthful about. It is also super annoying and inconvenient to have to say “thank you” all the time. Who would ever even think of holding open a door for someone who is still in the parking lot other than a Minnesotan? These people are so nice to each other it is disgusting. Minnesota has branded itself on being nice to people, how terrible? Nice people are the worst people. The people of Minnesota don’t even refer to soft drinks correctly it’s not called “pop.” Like “Uff-da” to express relief and “Dupa” to talk about someone’s rear end. They say “Duck Duck Grey Duck” it’s obviously “Duck Duck Goose” are there even grey ducks? Some of the lingo is Norwegian. We’ve already discussed “Hotdish” and “The Tourney” but everything else the people from Minnesota say is pretty wonked up too.
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